A bro? It’s not like I’m taking shirtless photos with cocked flatbill hats…ah fuck. #afterhours #sexytime (Taken with instagram)
This years stunning Playmate of the Year Jaclyn Swedberg. Gorgeous!!
Love. Always Re-blog the world’s undisputed #1.
I heard Terror was auditioning for a new bass player. I sent them this photo. #xTUFFx (Taken with instagram)
If I were in a famous band, believe it or not, I wouldn’t be a Groupie Slayer. I’m actually a one woman kind of guy. Were I to have my equivalent of the #1 female draft pick, I’d be married (yes, married) to Jaclyn Swedberg. I’d also have her in all my music videos in which she would play my love interest. She’d also do sweet poses like this one. That’d be my dream life. My band would sound like a cross between Gaslight Anthem and Taking Back Sunday. Yeah, I really thought this out, didn’t I?








